An Etsy vendor provides the solution:

You email them with a photo and simple specs and they create a "stuffed animal" version of...er...whomever you wish.
Great idea I think for the unsufferably egotistical, as for anyone else...and they can be TOUGH to buy for.. heh.
You could do something significantly creepier by having dolls of yourself, at various ages, locales or whatever.
My imaginations' juicing up, so I leave it to yours.